Category: Environment

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From Biodegradable to Edible

Now that most products have biodegradable packaging we plan to investigate the possibility of going further to make packaging edible. If research supports the safety of edible packaging we promise to kick start the initiative by inviting top celebrity chefs to provide ideas for a Packaging Based Recipe Book. We promise by 2030 to make the UK the world leader not just in climate friendly green initiatives and top TV chefs, but in the consumption of edible plastics. Let’s make inedible biodegradable plastics a thing of the past.

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Sustainable Shopping

We promise to work with the financial sector, the UK’s jewel in the diadem, to introduce biodegradable, compost friendly credit cards made using renewable and fully carbon offset dolphin approved plastic. The UK public deserves the right to shop sustainably.

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Commission of Inquiry Into Why Foxes Are Still Scared of Humans

What’s up with foxes? We want to know because you want to know. Fox hunting was banned in 2004 and although it still occurs in particularly ‘Wickerman-ish’ areas, it never happened in our cities (with the possible exception of Basingstoke). Yet foxes still skulk around and refuse to be petted like normal dogs. What’s going on? Are they still offended? Let bygones be bygones. We’ve forgotten Basil Brush after all.