Community Cell Initiative

We at PPP Party are not believers in the idea that Law and Order should be about more prisons. We think it should be about fewer prisoners. However, given the current shortage of adequate space in our prisons we propose a Community Cell Initiative. This would make use of the vast numbers of potential cells on all our streets. It would also help remind the general public of the diverse strata within our society, with some at the top and others at the bottom. Prisoners would earn early release privileges if they helped the public with lost keys and directions.

Different colour for the Police

Having a single colour for both ambulances and the police is confusing. The fire brigade can helpfully be distinguished by their appropriate use of red, signifying danger and fire etc. The yellow chequered symbolism of ambulances will be retained. However, the police will be rebranded with a dark/black colour scheme to emphasise their role as satanic forces whose main purpose is to control the population and stop them rising up in freedom.

Introduce ‘humane’ capital punishment alternatives to ‘lock-up and forget’ detention.

We promise to give criminals more choice in sentencing. Locking human beings up in cells for 23 hours perday is not humane. We believe the selective re-introduction of capital punishment alternatives like whipping, public shaming, dunking, amputation etc. should be offered as alternatives. This will free up space in our prisons and offer opportunities for victims to have more of a say in what type of punishment is appropriate.