We at PPP Party are not believers in the idea that Law and Order should be about more prisons. We think it should be about fewer prisoners. However, given the current shortage of adequate space in our prisons we propose a Community Cell Initiative. This would make use of the vast numbers of potential cells on all our streets. It would also help remind the general public of the diverse strata within our society, with some at the top and others at the bottom. Prisoners would earn early release privileges if they helped the public with lost keys and directions.
Different colour for the Police

Having a single colour for both ambulances and the police is confusing. The fire brigade can helpfully be distinguished by their appropriate use of red, signifying danger and fire etc. The yellow chequered symbolism of ambulances will be retained. However, the police will be rebranded with a dark/black colour scheme to emphasise their role as satanic forces whose main purpose is to control the population and stop them rising up in freedom.
Introduce ‘humane’ capital punishment alternatives to ‘lock-up and forget’ detention.
We promise to give criminals more choice in sentencing. Locking human beings up in cells for 23 hours perday is not humane. We believe the selective re-introduction of capital punishment alternatives like whipping, public shaming, dunking, amputation etc. should be offered as alternatives. This will free up space in our prisons and offer opportunities for victims to have more of a say in what type of punishment is appropriate.
Reward minor criminals by promoting a ‘Britain’s Least Wanted’ list.

We will encourage criminals to commit less serious crimes by publicising “Britain’s Least Wanted” list and making TV shows which are committed to giving criminals who do the least public harm the attention they deserve.
Tackle prison overcrowding by releasing the innocent.

We will reduce overcrowding in prisons by making all prisoners stand further from each other. If that doesn’t work we will release all the innocent prisoners.
Extend the scope of policing to include natural laws.
The police will be required to enforce all laws, including the laws of physics.
Legislate for a drug free police force.
The police force will be required to be drug free.
Fight shoplifting by raising the value of all goods.
Following the announcement that the police will not prosecute shoplifters caught stealing goods worth under £200, all items in shops will be required to cost £200.01 or more.
Fully recognise the role of crime blogging by the police, removing the now out dated role of ‘Detective’.
The designation ‘Detective’ will be removed from all police job titles. Instead we will properly recognise that most crimes are solved by posting clips of ‘persons of interest’ on various media channels and waiting for the public to do the ‘detecting’. The job designation Chief Detective Inspector will become Chief Crime Blogger.
Decriminalise crimes againt the police.
To incentivise the police to get out and catch law breakers, crimes against the police and their families will be de-criminalised