Category: Political Reform

We will improve the quality of information provided under the Freedom of Information Act by allowing government to sell the information to the highest bidder.

We know that many people are unhappy with Brexit. Particularly the Scots. Therefore we intend to promote the Scottish nation as a whole to stand for the election as the next European President. Once elected the Scottish people will be organised to work in shifts for a better Europe. They will however be taxed very heavily and will be required to obey all European Directives, even the silly ones, during their tenure, which may be as short at 1-2 hours per citizen.

We will negotiate a deal with the European Commission in which we simultaneously remain and leave. Even dates will be designated as ‘remain’ days and odd days will be ‘leave.’ Except for Tuesdays which will switch every six months.

The City of London is a jewel in the crown. We will extend the franchise of the City of London, to other cities, setting up similar corporations for Manchester, Middlesbrough and Exeter, etc. with the same powers. This will give the citizens of these cities the same experience of having their lives influenced by an unelected corporation of local financial interests. Each city corporation will be given an unelected seat in parliament, their own police forces and exemptions from laws that apply to everyone else. Milton Keynes will be excluded from this policy on health and safety grounds.

The PPPP believe that political parties are essentially organised groups of special interests who have banded together in order to gain power and lord it over others. If your personal interests coincide with theirs then you are likely to vote for them. Not because you think its good for everyone, but because you are deluded into thinking that that’s what is right. The PPPP think this stinks and will therefore abolish political parties if elected. Apart from the PPPP.

The only sane way to make decisions in the interest of the public at large is to step behind a veil of ignorance. Here at the PPPP we know a lot about ignorance.

To increase the involvement of people in local democracy it will be possible to win the appointment to the local council through a new scratchcard to be made available at all local newsagents

We will not seek to abolish the Monarchy, but we will seek to polish them. This will be achieved by equipping the corgis with fluffy cleaning attachments and feather dusters.

We will set up a new body to oversee the buying and selling of influence to ensure the market operates effectively. Greater transparency about prices and the organisations buying and selling influence will be promoted with prizes for those organisations who make the most progress in making their activities visible.