We will set up a special Olympics to provide opportunities for the residents of ex British colonial tax havens to compete in events to which they excel: helping clients with market rigging, avoiding disclosure of conflict of interest, illicit arms trading, illicit political campaign donations, contract kickbacks, bribery, fraudulent invoicing, trade miss-pricing, tax evasion and money laundering. We will also give a special prize for the tax haven that excels at appearing to be independent while effectively being ruled from London.