About

The PPP Party is proud to bring you the parental figure of all manifestos.

Our approach to politics is founded on two key principles which we feel the British people deserve.

Firstly, we promise that all our polices are thought through. We have done our sums. We can’t explain here because it’s much too complicated, but trust us, it all works out. In particular, we can assure you that all our polices are affordable. Not least because, like all other political parties, we won’t be implementing these policies if we are elected.

And that’s not all…

Secondly, we have stolen our policies from other political parties in the great tradition of rival political parties stealing each other’s election promises.

We have scoured the world (well, Wikipedia) to find policies which have previoulsy been promised to citizens of the UK and other countries. We have packaged these up, tied a ribbon around them, added a few more and now present them to the Great British public. Not just any policies mind you. Just those that have previoulsy presented as satire by so-called frivolous political parties. These parties have a habit of anticipating huge shifts in public opinion and we want to to at the bleeding edge of politics.

Democracy isn’t dead, it won’t be dead until we’ve killed all the politicians.

PPPParty Chairperson

For too long the citizens of other countries have been promised policies which are not available here. No Longer!