In the event of an emergency declare war on a ficticious South American country.

In the event that things all go horribly wrong domestically we will declare war on a fictitious South American country. We will explain to the public that the reason they have never been heard of them before and they are not on any maps is that they are highly sneaky. After a few weeks we will declare absolute and total victory and promise the people that ’they’ll never try that again’.

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