The Ministry of Defence will be rebranded as the Ministry of Attack!! In order to scare would be aggressors and thereby avoiding the need to spend money on armaments. Savings will be used to train a flock of killer seagulls who will deployed on the coastline to protect the British Isles from invasion by neighbouring islands which are conspicuously quiet, full of unknown and untrusted people who speak funny and who are likely to be plotting something (Faroe Islands, Isle of Man, Anglesey etc.)